Just got home from watching Indiana Jones 4. Like Godfather 3 and Rocky 5, it never should have been made.
Random thoughts that came to me throughout the two hours that I will never be able to get back…
1. All this movie is missing is Ewoks. (But just then, a bunch of monkeys showed up that basically filled the role.)
2. How long until the Disney ride is announced? (**edit – Too late)
3. Shai Labeuouueueooueaeio(sometimes y)f. My new rule: If he’s in it, don’t see it.
4. Skulls with frickin lasers
5. This is like a video game played on super-novice level. Or with the immortality cheat code used.
6. I don’t really remember the Temple of Doom movie except that it had really grating and annoying sidekicks. Oh wait…